Turkey is a combination of its current Islamic leadership (from Anatolian Tigers), its secular century (Ataturk) and its Ottoman past (Osman, Mehmed II (Constantinople/Istanbul) Selim the Grim (Jerusalem), Suleiman (the lawgiver)). The sick man of Europe is now where Muslim and modernity coexist.
Now, let's make like a wolf and get the pack out of here. On the outside, the five of you are villains, predators, remorseless sociopaths. But inside, there's a flower, the flower of goodness. And when it blooms, and you feel that tingle of positivity radiating from your body, you are going to want to feel it all the time.