"You are a great champion. When you ran, the ground shook, the sky opened, and mere mortals parted. Parted the way to victory, where you'll meet me in the winner's circle, where I'll put a blanket of flowers on your back."
No offense, but most of the Jews I know are unlikable. Now I sort of understand the tension between my Middle Eastern friends. Well, not really. I feel so stuffy inside.